Friday, July 31, 2009

So I hadn't posted about it yet, but Jozie has an exclusive club.  You are a member if she says you're a member and she reserves the right to kick you out at anytime.  I'm a horrible mother and threaten to withhold my love when I get kicked out.  She usually lets me back in.


She has even kicked her own grandparents out of the club!  Well today she kicked Dan out of the club.  She said because he was playing music in the club.  Apparently it's some kind of quiet library club... no loud noises allowed.  She told me he was back in the club though... what a fickle pickle my little pumpkin is.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

It's... Jozie

So I'm not sure what all happened.  But as I was talking to dan on the phone on my way home from work, Jozie wanted him to video tape her.  So i overheard bits and pieces.... there was something about "bad jozie" and that she looked like her except she was all green, her hair was purple and her hands were yellow.  She also had bad parents.  But she wasn't sure what made them bad.


Also in this conversation Jozie said that she did not like the last name Ginader.  She also did not like the middle name Layne.  So she just wanted to be called Jozie.  Just Jozie.  Dan told her that she would get use to the last name.  Hopefully when dan loads the video, i will link it here.  I can't wait to watch it myself... real life craziness... oh boy!

Froggy Prince

This story was told to us by Jozie on the drive home tonight:


"There was this giant froggy and he was playing with his giant friends.  His name was Quince.  Quince the frog had a magic wand and they all turned themselves into giant princes! (and if you didn't catch that... his name is now Prince Quince...lol) The evil witch turned them into frogs but they had a magic wand.  They went and "finded" the witch and turned her into a frog with their wand so that she can't turn them into frogs.  They hopped to the castle.  I mean they fly to the castle.  Since they are princes.  Oh wait!  They can't go into the castle because it's too small.  They are giants.  They turn a ghost into a frog"

Yes... it actually has a storyline... kind of.  But then at the end it seemed that the princes got a little magic wand crazy because they started turning everybody into frogs.

Friday, July 24, 2009

This morning Jozie was up at 7am!  What a wild lady!  Anyways, in the few minutes I was home with her she said that Willow was a superhero, Oz was a baby goat, and her friend the Munster was a daddy goat.  Couget was the wizard.  No clue what they were all doing... but yeah.  Very random.  Like normal :-)

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Today Jozie told Dan that the Bad Guys are going to use their magic wand to turn her friend the Munster's car into wood!  Yeah... not sure where she got that one from...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

So I'm starting this blog because my daughter has a crazy imagination.  I'm sure every 3 year old has a vivid imagination, but I want to keep up with hers so I can hold it over her head during those tough teenage years...


Anywho, so backstory:
  • Her best friend is "my friend the Munster".  She told me today that he is also her brother (she has been wanting a sibling for a while... but no money means no other kids right now).
  • Her friend the Munster's kid, has since evolved into a dog (a beagle to be exact) named Couget (coo-get).
  • There is also the "man who doesn't like music" who she did not like and did not want to have anything to do with until a few weeks ago... now they are friends.
  • There is the "bad guys".  They clean her room so I would like them around more often.  She is also friends with them.
  • At one point she had "bad Jozie" who use to do all the bad things in the house, but Dan kicked her out (after our Jozie punched her in the nose).  She has also had "the other me" who also does bad things, but she's been warned that she could easily be kicked out too.
So anyways, every night we read a chapter in the Lemony Snicket books (we are on book 8!) and in this book the children are hiding in a Hospital and they have to try and save the eldest from having her head surgically removed.  I think these books are fantastic, but I think Jozie pays way more attention then I realized.  

Tonight she said that the "bad guys" did not like "the man who doesn't like music" and that they were going to chop off his head!!!  ooops.... so I had to explain that this isn't a very nice thing to do and that she should try and help solve their problems and not let them chop any heads off... she said she would talk to them.  So yeah... large imagination and no help from mom in the books I'm reading to her.

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