My Friend the Munster

As Dan picked Jo up from school yesterday, they were laying down some cement near her school for parking lot for the teachers (currently the teachers seem to park pretty far out and walk in). Dan mentioned this to Jozie and she asked why they need a parking lot and Dan said to park their cars. Jozie said that the teachers don't need cars, they walk to school. Dan said "So you think all the teachers just live around here and walk? What about Mary and Cari? They're our friends and have cars and they're teachers". Jozie said "Nope. Real Teachers Do Not Drive Cars!". Sorry teachers.... you aren't real if you drive!